This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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