we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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