i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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