Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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