i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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