PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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