okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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