from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need a hoe opinion
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