hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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