ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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