I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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