I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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