Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have feelings that need drinking.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
A+ Viking dick
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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