Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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