butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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