I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
