My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Randomize
