you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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