Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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