I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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