So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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