it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize