im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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