Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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