i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
