He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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