FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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