I must be too annoying 4 u.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
he just fucked me for my cheese..
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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