He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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