fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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