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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You know, be my cock's hype man.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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