We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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