how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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