Nicole vs. Life
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She's the barista slut.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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