How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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