Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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