I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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