Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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