Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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