He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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