his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
