are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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