Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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