Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
and she was petting her beer can
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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