You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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