I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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