can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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