I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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