its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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