You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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