her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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