trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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