Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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