She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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