Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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